"I already had a bike and one day I lay down on the sofa and said to myself, 'I want a horse.' So I bought a rocking horse for fifteen dollars and cut it in half and put it on the bike."
~Al Joyner, on "Disco Kid", his half bicycle, half rocking horse which he rides around Virginia Beach pulling behind him a milk crate mounted on a golf cart. From Eccentrics: A Study of Sanity and Strangeness